But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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