I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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