I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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