one two three fourrrrnication!
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
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Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
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mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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