scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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