Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
another moral hangover. fuck.
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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