laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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