who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Ran into my prostitute at Costco yesterday. She was with her boyfriend, I was with my kids. Awwwwkward.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
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