Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
My bed smells like the plague
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
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