Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
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he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
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My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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