He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
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