i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
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Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
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Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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