Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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