Where did you get a picture of my penis
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
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