physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
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