Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
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