this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
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I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
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i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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