I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
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