may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
porn star boner night. come get it.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
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Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
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I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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