bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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