I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
My girlfriend went down on me and as she did she hummed the theme from star wars and pretended my dick was a lightsaber...I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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