My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
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But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
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I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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