I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
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Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
whose ass print is on the piano?
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
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I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
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