To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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