so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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