i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
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i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
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I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
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Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
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