Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
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Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
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They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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