We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
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