none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
At least make sure they are 18
Why
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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