4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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