just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
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I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
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I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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