Can Purell be used as lube?
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
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On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
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i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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