Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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