doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
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Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
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It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
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