Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
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