Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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