Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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