My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Tinder recommend to a friend: making threesomes easier since 2016
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Randomize
