i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
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