All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
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Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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