My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
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i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
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Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
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