We're facebook friends in real life
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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