Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
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Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
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I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
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