She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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