the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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