Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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