So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
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he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
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I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
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