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the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
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ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
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And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy