I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
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phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
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You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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