Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
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Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
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After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.