so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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