we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
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im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
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I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
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