Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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